Midlands Party Season

27th Dec 2017

‘Tis the season to be jolly, or so the song goes but it is quite difficult being jolly when all around you are drinking away and you are the one of the cola. Being a designated driver during the Christmas season is more difficult for most than at any other time of the year however cocoa cola have brought back their ‘buy one get one free offer’ at selected bars and pubs across the country and in Coventry, where our beautiful outcall escorts cover, there are a couple of bars which are taking part.


This is actually the 10th year in a row that the drinks company have decided to say thank you to the party season heroes. These are the people who forgo their Christmas drinks to stay on soft drinks all night and make sure that their family and friends get home safely. The drinks company decided that it was only fair to say thank you in a way that helps their pocket and offer their second soft drink completely free of charge. This offer is available at over 7,000 participating pubs and bars around the country and all you have to do is show your keys at the bar in order to qualify. Drivers can choose between all the cocoa cola ranges as well as all Schweppes soft drinks including Appletise.


In Coventry the Rose & Crown, the Signal box and the Bull & Anchor are taking part so if you are out and about in the city with all your drinking friends make sure you steer them into one of these bars. In Banbury try the White Horse in Bicester or the Blackhorse in Kidlington and in Birmingham try The Malt house. Basically it looks like most of the Greene King pubs are taking part so why not support the cause by ensuring that your celebrations are held in any of these places and perhaps it will make other companies realise the benefits of taking part. It is certainly a worthwhile cause not just for those who are enjoying an encounter with our beautiful escorts but to ensure that nobody drinks and drives. This time of year it can be easy to find yourself over the limit without realising it and in the midst of all the merriment and fun the last thing you are thinking of is the misery that is caused when someone is affected by drink driving.


Our outcall escorts at Secrets4you escort agency are often out and about in many different places with their clients. Whilst our beautiful outcall escorts are not designated drivers they still like to limit the amount of alcohol they drink or even abstain entirely due to the fact that they do not want to dull their senses and to be able to thoroughly enjoy their encounters with their clients. Drinking during a date is fine for the most part however if overdone it can become something of a problem. Of course, most of our clients simply limit their drinks to one or two, mainly because they too want to make sure that they do not overdo it and miss out on all the fun that they could be enjoying with their chosen escort. We all know that drinking alcohol can have limiting effects on a man’s performance and when you are making a date with our beautiful outcall escorts you certainly do not want to hamper your chances of enjoying the most memorable occasion ever so this is why most of our escorts and our clients too like to limit their alcoholic intake. Nobody wants to be a party pooper,, we just want to make sure you have the most fun possible.

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    Are you a Sapiosexual?

    15th Jan 2018

    A new term that people are labelling themselves with, Sapiosexuals are people who rate intelligence as the most important trait in a prospective sexual partner. For some it is big tits, for others it is blonde hair but for the self appointed intelligent people, intellect and cleverness is the thing that gets them going. Apparently if you are not deemed intelligent enough then you are not going to get past the first post.
    At Secrets 4you escort agency we like to ensure that we reflect a diverse section of society and provide various different galleries of all types of stunning West Midlands escorts, perhaps we need to make a new gallery of sapiosexual escorts?
    Not only is the term gaining ground but it has also gained its own dating app. Much like Tinder, but of course only for the self style ‘clever’ people there is something of a mastermind quiz that must be passed in order to qualify! Questions include those on philosophy, politics, culture and social etiquette. Never mind swiping right, one must pass the barrage of intellectual questions posed by the prospective date before finding a match!
    The app is something of a chore, not unlike dating a self-appointed sapiosexual it seems. Coins must be earned by answering various questions correctly in order to unlock the answers of your prospective date. This is a great deal of effort when one considers that all you are looking for is some stimulating company and perhaps a frolic after a couple of prosecco’s. Pretentious is perhaps the word we are looking for or perhaps elitist. Now there is nothing wrong with going out on an elite date, we have our own gallery of elite West Midlands escorts but we define this in other ways and not on a score card of MENSA questions.
    Sapoisexuals are gaining ground it seems. With over 9000 people on OKCupid associating with the term and many more expressing an interest in sapiosexuality on ‘plenty of fish’ this may not go away any time soon. It is ironic though that a term has been coined to label something that we all do without thinking anyway. Attractiveness is not always defined by looks or personality. We tend to seek out those with whom we share a common bond anyway – at least for long term relationships. Its called being human.


    Bare or bushy?

    15th Jan 2018

    It’s funny how social expectations change over the course of time. Think about it, thirty years ago we had the flick and the mullet and whilst these are laughed at now, they were top fashion looks at the time. The same with other hairstyles too. Back in the seventies, bushes were, well, bushy! Pubic hair sprouted from knicker lines and was highly desired. The odd trim or perhaps a little topiary trimming was in order but all in all, things were left to run wild. For the most part, people loved it. It was easy upkeep, pain free and of course a wonderful collection point for all those sexy pheromones. Fast forward a few years and it is gone. For most women, the thought of a stray hair ‘down there’ is horrifying. Smooth and bare is the order of the day despite the fact that hot waxes, shaving and all manner of painful processes are used to achieve the look. Discomfort is worth it in order to achieve a smooth and silky result – if only for a single day and if you use a razor, then that’s all you’ll get before the itching and stabbing set in!

    For the most part it does seem that guys prefer us bare down there and yet when questioned, women said they preferred a little growth on a man. Not ringlets or dreadlocks or anything just a tidy smattering of short growth – think the Mitchell brothers type of hairstyle.
    Perhaps the change in style was down to porn. The money shot is certainly easier to capture without a curtain of tresses in the way. Fighting through Japanese knotweed is not deemed to be much fun and men are visual creatures after all. As we know, if we see something often enough then it becomes accepted as ‘the norm’. If we are getting personal, it is actually very unlikely that you would find a West Midlands escort sporting a full bush. Perhaps those who specialise in more fetish types of fun but of course, that raises the question of when did the natural body become seen as a fetish? It seems to be down to more personal taste (pardon the pun)! Silky smooth is generally accepted as desirable and sexy so why not have this extended to the most desirable area of all. Of course it does raise the issue of beard rash and we are not talking about something a man might have to endure so if we have any advice for you, it would be to go gently on that soft bare skin. It is delicate and by nature, not meant to be so exposed. Soft and smooth is the way to go and certainly give you the rewards you are seeking. In contrast, do make sure that your own dingly dell is well kept and groomed. If we are to expect a certain level of commitment to our preferred upkeep then it is only fair to meet and equal that level of dedication. In a nutshell – guys, get the mower out once in a while!


    Cold feet = unsatisfied in bed

    15th Jan 2018

    The people from the Netherlands are known for their lack of inhibitions and sense of openness when it comes to sex so it is not surprising that the University of Groningen (in the Netherlands) spent time researching the relationship between cold feet and bad sex. We are not entirely sure what lead to this research being undertaken – was there a particularly bad winter or a shortage of socks that lead to researchers coming to this conclusion, it is not clear but what is clear is the fact that wearing socks in bed can improve your sex life.
    Now, at Secrets4you escort agency we understand that cold toes are not sexy – especially if they are planted firmly on your back, however a pair of grey socks are not exactly orgasm inducing either and so we take the research to mean that warm feet in general are better than cold.
    This research is definitely borne out in science because dilation of the blood vessels in the extremities does lead to a more relaxed state of mind and therefore more open to sensuality opportunities. Also because the flow of blood is freely moving, blood can be sent to other areas much faster – you get where we are going here?
    So whilst we should ignore the whole sock reference which was used to simply jazz up the research, there is truth in the findings. As with a lot of these things we shouldn’t take them too literally and our beautiful West Midlands escorts are not going to get hot under the collar or anywhere else for that matter if their clients insist on keeping their socks on and even if the research were to be taken literally they do take great pains to explain that they are not talking about socks that have been worn for the last 12 hours – eewww! We forgot to mention too that the research also showed that having warm feet can help you to doze off to sleep faster but really, who is likely to want to do that in the company of one of our stunning West Midlands escorts?
    It is highly unlikely that any of our clients have an issue with vasodilation (getting blood flowing through the system to our extremities). Our high class escorts have done their own thorough research and tend to get great results every time! Our clients are almost always very hot under the collar and have no issues with getting their blood pumping through the system! Surprisingly most of the research our girls have done involves NOT wearing socks or indeed clothes of any kind (except in the costume areas of course) so perhaps the researchers from the Netherlands just tested on the wrong subjects.
    The best way to find anything out for sure is always to do your own testing and at our West Midlands escort agency we have scores of beauties (all minus socks) who will be more than willing test subjects. Why not make your choice and then give is a call and we guarantee that whatever the weather – you won’t be feeling the chill.


    When is ‘Hey’ not ok?

    15th Jan 2018

    As opening one liners go ‘Hey’ is pretty universal. It can be used in a variety of situations and came come across as a more casual or intimate greeting depending on the tone used. All in all, ‘Hey’ is quite a versatile word in the dating world or so you would think.
    The dating experts at Tinder disagree. Apparently, it is an instant swipe left if you use this as an opener which seems pretty harsh considering the word is about as inoffensive as you can get! On Tinder, it seems, ‘Hey’ is a bit of a cliché and shows a distinct lack of effort. We have no such reservations and at our West Midlands escort agency we like to think that perhaps we are not as highly strung as those on Tinder. Perhaps it is because everyone knows where they stand when they call us up. At our West Midlands escort agency our clients have no need for self-questioning, they certainly do not need to feel inadequate or inferior. All those self-doubts can be left on your dating profile so that our clients can fully immerse themselves into their date, full of confidence and a sense of adventure.
    Whilst dating apps such as Tinder can be useful for people wanting to hook up, we must remember that the people using them may have hidden agendas. It is not common for a beautiful woman to be looking for a no strings encounter and that is why our beautiful West Midlands escorts are so rare. They are the genuine few who really do enjoy sensual encounters and are truly not looking for anything long term. One has to question the motives of someone promoting themselves in the public forum in this way as beautiful women tend not to have too much difficulty in finding a date, even easier to find a one night stand.
    Dating apps are big business and whilst many users may have become bored with looking for ‘the one’ on them they still have an addictiveness that is hard to ignore. One should really question that if the person of your dreams is still seeking companionship on a public dating website – are they really what you are looking for. At Secrets4you we make no apologies for the service we provide. Our is an open and honest arrangement that leaves everyone with a sense of satisfaction without any emotional baggage whatsoever. No regrets, no lingering issues just plain old fun.
    The next time you want to start with the opener ‘Hey’ just go for it. Our West Midlands escorts are likely to retort with a ‘hey yourself’, instantly conveying the warmth of their personalities and putting you at ease. Some people tend to overthink things and maybe this is what Tinder have done in analysing a simple word use as a greeting. They have become bogged down in the minutiae and lost themselves in the process. Keep it real and keep it casual, that way you keep it fun, which, after all, isn’t that what we are all looking for?

    Cold feet = unsatisfied in bed


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