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27th Dec 2017

It is the time of year where it is difficult to go a mile in any direction without seeing plenty of Christmas lights. The shopping centres, pubs, houses and even trees are sparkling away adding that little touch of Christmas magic wherever you go. Of course, there are always those people who have to go one better and light up their homes as if they were in competition with Time Square of Blackpool and these are usually done in order to raise money for good causes or just out of spite. Yes, spite lights are a thing of the modern day and are starting to become a more commonplace with every passing year.

Spite lights start out harmless enough. New family move in and put up the festive lights outside their house. Neighbour complains or makes a less than pleasant comment and from then on, it is all out war. Every year the house with the lights gets brighter and brighter and it gets attention from local media and sometimes even national media on TV and in the newspapers. The problem is that these light displays are usually quite tacky and can actually lower the value of the house itself and that of its neighbours, so it is no wonder that people in the street are less than happy with the lit decorations.

In America, a new craze that has been gaining a following is to light up the houses with displays that move in time to the music. Many of these are actually very good and professionally done and they cause no noise nuisance either as visitors must tune into a chosen radio channel in order to hear the music. They are usually done to raise money for a good cause and are only lit at certain times every day so as not to cause a nuisance to their neighbours. This is, of course, a little different to the ones we see in various places in the UK as ours seem to have no cohesion or design factor and many look like they have simply been thrown at the wall!

Christmas lights certainly have their place in adding a little magic to the season but usually the magical aspect is by way of fair lights or gently sparkling lights, not a full on flashing type of thing that could actually start an epileptic fit! Our Midlands escorts love the Christmas lights although they too prefer the more understated glamorous ones rather than the whole Blackpool illuminations type of lights but of course, each to their own, unless you happen to be unlucky enough to live next door to someone who insists on putting up their spite lights at this time of year!
Our outcall escort agency covers many different areas in the Midlands region including Bedford, Birmingham, Coventry and Derby and in all of these major cities, there are some very special light displays. Some of our local escorts even attended the light switch on events in November when the Christmas shopping season was officially launched. Whether you love them or loathe them, sparkling or flashing lights are here to stay until at least the 6th January when it is customary to take them down. There is a tradition that there is bad luck to be had if the lights and other Christmas decorations remain in place after the 6th January but this is of course superstition and simply the end of the 12 days of Christmas and an end to the Christmas celebrations. If you do happen to be living under the shine of Christmas spite lights, just remember that they will be gone in a couple of weeks and karma will make sure the spiteful pay in the form of their electricity bill in January!

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